Did it ever occur to you that we don’t want to get in touch with our feelings? That actually feeling our feelings might make it impossible to survive in here?
You know what needs more lesbians?
Absolutely everything. I can not think of a single thing that would not benefit from the addition of lesbians.
i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me
2x02 vs. 3x07
#GOODBYE FRIEND I GONE#NO THAT IS THE FIRST FUCKING THING I SAW DURING THIS SCENE: ISAAC LAHEY’S FUCKING BODY LANGUAGE#MAKING HIMSELF SMALLER#LESS NOTICEABLE SO THAT MELISSA WOULDN’T PUNISH HIM#HE IS BENDS DOWN TILTS HIS HEAD IN SUBMISSION TO HER#ADMITS HIS ”FAULT” AND IS READY FOR CHASTISEMENT#BUT THEN: LIKE A REAL FUCKING MOTHER#MELISSA TELLS ISAAC THAT HE’S HER HERO #AND HE CAN STAND UP TALL#AND I CRIED #TEEN WOLF #ISAAC LAHEY
girls are made of sunshine people who dont fit into the gender binary are made of stardust
but what are boys made out of
well isn’t today a ridiculously terrible day?
and it keeps getting worse
yeah…I’m a classic rock fan…ever heard of the Beatles? doubt it…they’re prob too old for you….pop music sucks…who is Katy Kerry? idk…ok…I’m gonna listen to guns n roses greatest hits on my iPod….woaaaaah……..sweet child o mine….classic song….uve never heard it….
Mallory Ortberg has a voice like an old movie actress. (“Male Novelist Jokes” at the Last Bookstore in LA)
"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]